Thank goodness the boss is out of town or he would have me committed.
In the Hole, I propose we come up with our own designations.....
Mine would be (at least for now) HHHD/SHD (Happy Hobbit Hole Dweller/Slap Happy Dwarf).... successive backslashes would reveal more detailed information.... Feel free to improvise....
Have your boss come and commit me too.... what town is he in, anyway? *looking around furtively*