[RMDupree]

The whole problem is that everything is run underground and the association is elf-ridden. They cannot bear to see the grass torn up for a week while the new cables are installed.

Eventually they will have to relent since it is apparent that many residents want DSL.

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

association is elf-ridden. They cannot bear to see the grass torn up for a week

wouldn't want to hurt the little grass elves now, would we?