[Corin Stormhands]

My friend wanted me to shoot her 'cuz she "hated her whole life" but she didn't have a good enough reason so in the end, I said no.

Do you know how many bullet holes I'd have in me if I'd asked someone to shoot me every time I felt like that?

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think you have a good enough reason either.

She felt better after a few pints and a steak.