My uncle's sister's kid (follow that?) ... when she was little she and her folks were at church one morning. She was getting restless and started making noise and they told her to be quiet and behave because the Bishop was visiting and she had to be on her best behavior. She said angrily, "That bastard Bishop!"
And of course it was really loud and when it was quiet LOL. I only heard the story...really wish I could have been there!