I found this poem online and it's perfect!
*(sung to the tune of Let It Snow)*
Oh the weather outside is awful
And it should be unlawful
To make a poor dachsie go
In the snow, in the snow, in the snow!
Well, it doesn't show signs of stopping
So it means that I'll be hopping
Cause my tummy is just too low-o
In the snow, in the snow, in the snow!
When I finally get inside
I'm all tired and wet and beat
So in the bed, I want to hide
And only come out for a treat!
Oh, the snow is all I'm seein'
How I wish I could be peein'
Anywhere else but OH
In the snow, in the snow, in the snow!
Ha! I love it! Yep - that's Fiona!