[Ramius]

I keep expecting to wake up and find the last two days have been a very bad dream.

Oh nuts. I thought this *was* waking up from the *bad* dream. Bummer, that. You should have seen the *bad* dream. :-)

[HairOfTheDog]

No point mentioning these bats.
I thought. She will see
them soon enough.

[Sam Cree]

Once my brother bought some green beans or something off the side of the road. He put them in the microwave without looking through them or washing them or anything. I think they needed boiling anyway.

But we got served these rock hard stringy beans, with lots of green caterpillars scattered through them. So no one ate those beans after one look at the plate.