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An opus requires:


A proclamation you are leaving forever.

An explanation of the many wonderful ways you have benefitted FR -- and extra credit if most of them are wrong or exaggerated.

A pained exploration of why FR is so messed up now. Lots of extra points for each mention of the phrase "The Old Days" or "How It Used To Be" or "All The Good Freepers Are Gone".

A vow never to return.
I lifted this from another thread. It was posted by Lazamataz. I did this so that you could see the proper rules for constructing an opus. Please review and do the opposite for your anti opus. (You missed the references to the good old days ect.);-)

[RMDupree]

A proclamation you are leaving forever.

I proclaimed I was staying forever though!

An explanation of the many wonderful ways you have benefitted FR -- and extra credit if most of them are wrong or exaggerated.

I invented the whistle, the chicken, the horse, religion, the middle east, hobbits, elves, men, ents, breakfast and just about everything else...besides the internet. Al Gore invented that, for course.

A pained exploration of why FR is so messed up now. Lots of extra points for each mention of the phrase "The Old Days" or "How It Used To Be" or "All The Good Freepers Are Gone".

In the old days, before all the good Hole Dwellers were gone and things were as they used to be, we never fought over anything but the Precious.

A vow never to return.

I vow to never leave!

How'd I do?