[Lil'freeper]

Nothing like that in my yard. Does this suit you better?

Both are short, overweight, overly bearded, wear funny hats...

[g'nad]

short, stout, bearded, and heavily armed... yes... suits me just fine...

[Corin Stormhands]

You would be better served not to start the comparison thing...

Both are "light" on their feet, wear shiny clothes and are worried about their big butts...

[RMDupree]

Oh, and I suppose if orcs were charging up at you, the first guy you'd want to come to your rescue would be:

Isn't this fellow threatening?

And THIS elf looks like Bubba! EEK!