[Wneighbor]

Sigh...like I said the other day...all the good men are either married or elves...

and you wonder why Hair, Dawntreader and I spend so much time swooning over elves. We are obviously of good enough moral fiber to stay away from married men. So what does that leave us?

[Corin Stormhands]

Alls I can say is that ya won't meet the man o' yer dreams hangin' out with the elves...

That's alls I can say.