[300winmag]

Who is buying all these elf-ears?

Wouldn't you love to see the sales records of the folks that bought the ears?

"Gondor has no rubber elf ears. Gondor needs no rubber elf ears."

[HairOfTheDog]

The scandal if anyone found out the dwarves who have been secretly buying elf ears and wearing them when they think no one will see.

I saw a thread that you were on and a funny expression our dwarves could use... Old Arab insult: "I fart in your beard" ;~D