[Overtaxed]

That's something I wouldn't know about. I don't envy stuck up snoots who give up before the battle even starts.

[Lil'freeper]

That's so odd. I could have sworn you wrote:

Without cheating, I come up as "this-battle-is-hopeless-we're-all-going-to-die" Legolas.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Embrace your elf-ness and be happy!