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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: 2Jedismom
Nothing spammed, Nothing snaiged.
55,801 posted on 07/18/2003 12:36:50 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Free Post #3 - Contribute today!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
If helicopters start circling my place I will send a note to the postal service to only send single, conservative, available Christian men to check me out!!!

And I'll have to get 300winmag to send me a pair of those binocs.
55,802 posted on 07/18/2003 12:37:16 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: ksen; g'nad; Overtaxed; RMDupree; trini
Legolas moot snaig....

So, is our Man of Gondor developing an affection for the elves?

(Where's OT?)

55,803 posted on 07/18/2003 12:38:36 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Free Post #3 - Contribute today!)
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To: 2Jedismom; ksen
Well, I hate going there.

And I have stuff to send the next package. I have to wait till I get paid next week anyway to mail so I might as well see if boxes come and if I have to ask at the post office I'll do it on payday.

Oops. ksen is supposed to be needing money. I haven't heard him say he wanted it now though. But, I think he's supposed to.
55,804 posted on 07/18/2003 12:40:03 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: ksen
Legolas moot snaig....

GREAT ONE!!!

55,805 posted on 07/18/2003 12:40:53 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Corin Stormhands
So, is our Man of Gondor developing an affection for the elves?

some of us are fairly attractive wench elves you know. maybe a bit sarcastic in the tongue but nevertheless not repulsive to the eye

55,806 posted on 07/18/2003 12:43:02 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Wneighbor
I knew a few people I'd like to add bullets to. Grrrr...

It's a damn shame I'm a law-abiding citizen.

55,807 posted on 07/18/2003 12:44:35 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: Wneighbor; Corin Stormhands
My bad. I always forget that dwarves prefer wimmin that look like men....beards and all.....
55,808 posted on 07/18/2003 12:44:45 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Wneighbor; ksen; g'nad
some of us are fairly attractive wench elves you know.

Us dwarves can actually be quite fond of some of the fair-haired lady elves.

Gondor-boy weren't talkin' about no lady...

55,809 posted on 07/18/2003 12:45:19 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Free Post #3 - Contribute today!)
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To: Wneighbor
So do I! I really hate the Post office! Except the one where I send the packages (I made them cookies, you know?) But they aren't like a post office...they are just a little window in the back of the Ace Hardware!

The biggest post office near here is where that bald-faced jackass hacked me off so bad, remember? Told me "Let me repeat this again...veeerrrry sloooowwwlly."

I'll never go there again.
55,810 posted on 07/18/2003 12:47:45 PM PDT by 2Jedismom (HHD with 4 Chickens)
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To: Corin Stormhands
I saw your efforts and I have to say that the drinks were great and the cow was...well, a cow. :)

Hmmm...a company filled with Hobbit Hole Dwellers? Moots R Us? We could design a program that creates a virtual reality party and then folks like us can pay X amount per person to don the goggles and hang out on the beach together. With the right communications program and the ability to see each other moving about in real time, it would be a right purty thing. :)

55,811 posted on 07/18/2003 12:48:38 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands
Ruthy, you made me have to clean my screen. I laughed and spit on it!!!

Well, just consider my three bullets to be aimed at the right place even if they aren't the right kind of bullets.

I'm workin' on gettin' Corin all stirred up so he'll be wantin' to use his axe pretty quick.
55,812 posted on 07/18/2003 12:49:03 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Between you and Ruthy, I'm havin' some real loud laughs while sittin' home alone.

"Gondor-boy weren't talkin' about no lady... "

55,813 posted on 07/18/2003 12:50:18 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Wneighbor
I'm workin' on gettin' Corin all stirred up so he'll be wantin' to use his axe pretty quick.

Not gonna say it. Not gonna say it.

55,814 posted on 07/18/2003 12:50:53 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: RMDupree; ecurbh
We could design a program that creates a virtual reality party and then folks like us can pay X amount per person to don the goggles and hang out on the beach together.

That'll work. Let's get ecurbh on it right away!

55,815 posted on 07/18/2003 12:51:58 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Corin Stormhands; RMDupree
...ksen said he'd even give you his credit card to pay for the breakfast groceries.


55,816 posted on 07/18/2003 12:52:20 PM PDT by ksen (HHD;FRM)
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To: RMDupree
ooooo..... I stepped in it that time.
55,817 posted on 07/18/2003 12:52:35 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: RMDupree; Wneighbor
(Nothing quick about the way I use my axe...)
55,818 posted on 07/18/2003 12:54:49 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Free Post #3 - Contribute today!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
It's YELLOW!

You still off courtin'?

55,819 posted on 07/18/2003 12:59:58 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Free Post #3 - Contribute today!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
(well, there should be if you use it on the bad guy's that fired Ruthy!)
55,820 posted on 07/18/2003 1:00:30 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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