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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: JenB
As it is, I am as safe as a novice in a nunnery.

Dang.....

54,181 posted on 07/14/2003 7:10:56 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Oh my...are you a "Jars Of Clay" fan. You would have to be to know those lyics. You know they are suppose to be at "Six Flags/Astroworld" in Houston, Tx., this Saturday, if this storm does not mess things up...loss of power, flooding, ect.
54,182 posted on 07/14/2003 7:11:03 PM PDT by mstar
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To: ecurbh; Corin Stormhands
[shudder] Shakes head
54,183 posted on 07/14/2003 7:11:30 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
uh oh...
54,184 posted on 07/14/2003 7:11:39 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
No, but you're there now. And friends must celebrate their birthdays with friends even if it is a day late!

I celebrate for a month most years.
54,185 posted on 07/14/2003 7:11:44 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: ecurbh; Ramius
"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"
54,186 posted on 07/14/2003 7:12:22 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Corin, you're dating yourself. And not as in a private evening out with one you want to know better.
54,187 posted on 07/14/2003 7:13:10 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Ramius; ecurbh
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
54,188 posted on 07/14/2003 7:13:24 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Strike three Corin.....
54,189 posted on 07/14/2003 7:13:26 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Ramius; ecurbh
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
54,190 posted on 07/14/2003 7:14:29 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Hair: "Perhaps you can move the mailbox to a safer location", LSAggie said questionly.
54,191 posted on 07/14/2003 7:14:31 PM PDT by osagebowman (HHD -)
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To: ecurbh; Corin Stormhands
I prefer:

"I'm sorry, but I was sitting at this table earlier and I think I lost the keys to my Porsche here. May I crawl under the table and look for them?"

If they're still sitting there by the time you get under the table... chances are pretty good that you have a winner... :-)
54,192 posted on 07/14/2003 7:15:20 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Corin Stormhands
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

[shudder] It's like some new form of torture!

54,193 posted on 07/14/2003 7:15:51 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog; Ramius; ecurbh
"Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? "
54,194 posted on 07/14/2003 7:16:51 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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To: osagebowman; HairOfTheDog
Maybe Hair just needs to have a discussion with her local postmaster and explain the phobia. With that kind of phobia obviously the federal government must have to do something about it. Perhaps, since she is handicapped she would need to be provided with a federal worker to go to the box and retrieve her mail for her. Or it could be that with her disability, the postal carrier would need to bring the mail to her door.

Really, if she were of the non-conservative mind-set this would be an easily remedied situation.
54,195 posted on 07/14/2003 7:17:46 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Ramius; ecurbh
Here ya go. Use this one tonight, just pick the right two:

"Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? "
54,196 posted on 07/14/2003 7:17:47 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Yikes... dude... you got way bigger than sixpack problems. :-)
54,197 posted on 07/14/2003 7:19:45 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
.there are just too too many things to reply to that. none of them appropriate for the Hobbit Hole.
54,198 posted on 07/14/2003 7:19:53 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Ramius
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

or

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

or

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

or

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
54,199 posted on 07/14/2003 7:20:33 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: Wneighbor
hehehe... Sorry about that. :-)
54,200 posted on 07/14/2003 7:21:11 PM PDT by Ramius
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