The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

I didn't post all day yesterday because I was so down in the dumps,

I'm so sorry to hear that you were down in the dumps! Here - belated -

(((((HUG)))))

52,061 posted on 07/09/2003 12:09:42 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

It's no lie! The Hobbit Hole is the best thing that could have happened to me in cyberland. :)

The friends I have here are cream of the crop, IMNSHO!

52,062 posted on 07/09/2003 12:13:20 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

To: HairOfTheDog

Safe journey, Hair!

(((HUGS))) back at you!

52,063 posted on 07/09/2003 12:14:04 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

YEAH! what Ruthy said.

52,064 posted on 07/09/2003 12:14:24 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

To: Corin Stormhands

I'm glad you feel better trini, but that's just so sad...

LOL! Don't sell your ribald humor short! Sometimes, at the right moment, it can be just what the doctor ordered!

52,065 posted on 07/09/2003 12:15:50 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands; Wneighbor

From what I remember of yesterday, Corin was doing anything but selling himself short :)
Thanks WN

52,066 posted on 07/09/2003 12:19:36 PM PDT by trini

From what I remember of yesterday, Corin was doing anything but selling himself short :)

At first I didn't really remember what you would be talking about yesterday because I did all my catch-up after I got home last night. BUT NOW!!! I REMEMBER!!!!

And there were threats about entmoot!

52,067 posted on 07/09/2003 12:22:25 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

Lucky (or maybe unlucky) for me I won't be there!LOL

52,068 posted on 07/09/2003 12:23:54 PM PDT by trini

It's getting mushy in here. *grin*

The Dwarves are feeling uncomfortable at this point.

We'd better set out some pints so they'll have a handy excuse for the dust in their eyes.

52,069 posted on 07/09/2003 12:25:02 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

Can I borrow your digital camera? *grinning wickedly*

52,070 posted on 07/09/2003 12:26:04 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

Yeah I don't see why not...

52,071 posted on 07/09/2003 12:27:38 PM PDT by trini

gee. I think it's unlucky. You could get to see what normal run-of-the-mill elves, dwarves, hobbits and even Beorn look like. You know, instead of the made-up, movie-star versions.

okay okay so maybe you would be lucky to miss us.

52,072 posted on 07/09/2003 12:29:06 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

Believe me, I would love to be there, but I have no babysitting.

52,073 posted on 07/09/2003 12:30:51 PM PDT by trini

You didn't add any dwarvish sounds to that brew you set out. That would make them feel much more at home.

52,074 posted on 07/09/2003 12:32:09 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

I wanna know what the wicked grin is about.

52,075 posted on 07/09/2003 12:32:36 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

To: Wneighbor; RMDupree; All

OK, time to start the afternoon routine. Bathing kids, cooking etc. Chinese cuisine tonight...

52,076 posted on 07/09/2003 12:40:05 PM PDT by trini

Hobbit Hole: You're the Top

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed,
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you
How great you are.

You're the top!
You're the Coliseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare's sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

Your words poetic are not pathetic.
On the other hand, babe, you shine,
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine
Down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But I got a notion
I'll second the motion
And this is what I'm going to add;

You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top!
You're Napoleon Brandy.
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane.
You're sublime,
You're turkey dinner,
You're the time, the time of a Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that’s fated soon to pop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're an arrow collar
You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar,
You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama,

You're Whistler's mama!

You're camembert.

You're a rose,
You're Inferno's Dante,

You're the nose
On the great Durante.
I'm just in a way,
As the French would say, "de trop".
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top!
You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel, you,
Simply too, too, too diveen,
You're a Boticcelli,
You're Keats,
You're Shelly!

You're Ovaltine!
You're a boom,
You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon,
Over Mae West's shoulder,
I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.

Or GOP!

But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad.
You're the boats that glide
On the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're an old Dutch master,

You're Lady Astor,
You're broccoli!
You're romance,
You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants, on a Roxy usher,
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,

But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

Words and Music by Cole Porter

52,077 posted on 07/09/2003 12:40:11 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (HHD)

To: Corin Stormhands

*applause**applause**applause*

Excellent choice Corin!

I'm leaving for the movie. Today has been a really bummed day for me. Maybe I'll find an ice cream store on the way.

52,078 posted on 07/09/2003 12:41:48 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)

To: Wneighbor; trini

The wicked grin is in the hopes that I could capture some the Dwarvish behavior in action! LOL! Kidding!

I'm bringing my camcorder so I can create an Entmoot video. I plan to make a copy for every HHD to have for memories!

52,079 posted on 07/09/2003 12:41:49 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

MMMMMMMMm..........South Garden?

52,080 posted on 07/09/2003 12:42:17 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)

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