The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

[HairOfTheDog]

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.

[Corin Stormhands]

I can't read the labels on food either without my reading glasses.

Could be worse. My stepfather once brushed his dentures with Preparation-H.

[Overtaxed]

Oh....then you haven't heard the story of 2J and her box fan?

[HairOfTheDog]

You're right....

She got away with it because she was suckin' up to me RIGHT before the deed... She's devious!

[HairOfTheDog]

2J has a history of wackin' people with a box fan.

She thinks it is a weapon!

[ksen]

LOL! Scott's comment about having a tough time seeing the tiny print made me think about this picture from back during the FL recount mess:

[Wneighbor]

They sure aren't. I can't read the labels on food either without my reading glasses. I'm beginning to live life in a fine-print fog.

I refuse to acknowledge such things. I live my life carrying 2 pairs of glasses, one for near and one for far but rarely wear any of them - only when I absolutely must. Therefore, my elf eyes must still be excellent!

[RMDupree]

*laughing uproariously*

I'm an angel! Honest!

I just fall into the SPAM trap now and again, but never more then 5 posts or so. HA!

[Corin Stormhands]

(Belated) thanks for breakfast Ruthy.

Troll meeting went on for over three hours. I finally noticed the sun was out so I went to the window and raised the blinds...turned 'em all into stone.

[Overtaxed]

I live my life carrying 2 pairs of glasses, one for near and one for far

I'm so near-sighted that presbyopia is a corrective process.

[Wneighbor]

I finally noticed the sun was out so I went to the window and raised the blinds...turned 'em all into stone.

Good thinking Master Dwarf!

[Wneighbor]

I'm so near-sighted that presbyopia is a corrective process.

i think that's more acceptable for one who doesn't claim to be an elf.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Good afternoon all...

I don't know where the morning went... I spent it poring over websites devoted to the movie "Memento". I don't know why, was just thinking about it this morning, decided to do a Google search, and the next thing I know 3 hours have gone by. Fascinating stuff.

Oh well, hope the rest of the day doesn't go like that...

[Overtaxed]

i think that's more acceptable for one who doesn't claim to be an elf.

See? I'm not snooty enough to be an elf! :)

[RMDupree]

[Argh]

Some day when I have a lot of time, I'll dig out my recipe for Elf à l'orange...

[RMDupree]

I'd laugh, but I'm afraid that Hair will hit me with the big stick!

[Overtaxed]

[Argh]

Why? Would she be jealous? Heck, nobody wants Hobbit à l'orange. Too Hairy.

Miss Hair, don't you realize there are children in India who go to bed every night without getting any Elf à l'orange AT ALL??

For you to beat Miss Ruthie
Would be not very couthie

OK, OK, I'm leaving, sheesh...

[RMDupree]

For you to beat Miss Ruthie
Would be not very couthie

I may lose a toothie!

[RMDupree]

Fredo Twinkletoes!