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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: Corin Stormhands; proud_2_B_texasgal
Just remember: the bacon belongs to the dwarves.

Does not!

41,601 posted on 06/05/2003 6:55:45 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Sam Cree
But, since you mention it, why is it that females are so fascinated with shoes?

Dunno! Something from wayyyyy far back, I guess! Though it doesn't seem to apply to us all, and I've known some guys who were just about as bad.

My best friend in Germany had a different pair of boots for every day of the week, plus bicycle shoes, sneakers, etc.

41,602 posted on 06/05/2003 6:55:50 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RMDupree; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; 2Jedismom; Corin Stormhands; Sam Cree; All
Oh and you shoulda shook the bloody stump at Junior

well... if you must know... that snake kept turnin' up in the durndest places all day... hee hee hee...

Gotta roll folks... be back tonite... maybe...

41,603 posted on 06/05/2003 6:56:02 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
(nice view of yer foot in the picture)

Thank you. I need a pedicure. But, it's not in my 60% pay budget you know. LOL

I'm gonna snitch one of them Swiss Rolls from the box when I get 'em just to see if they're any good.

41,604 posted on 06/05/2003 6:56:56 AM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: RosieCotton
What kinda gals live thousands of years without accumulating footwear? Very fishy...

Yet another thing that "just ain't right" in Elvendom.

41,605 posted on 06/05/2003 6:57:26 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
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To: g'nad
well... if you must know... that snake kept turnin' up in the durndest places all day... hee hee hee...

Heh. Jr. has a couple of rubber snakes. The Mrs. can't stand 'em. If he wants to keep her out of his room, he just has to lay one across the doorway. She won't go near it.

41,606 posted on 06/05/2003 6:57:31 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: 2Jedismom
Okay. This one made me have tears. Did you go hear Ollie speak? I hope so.
41,607 posted on 06/05/2003 6:57:49 AM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Corin Stormhands
I have no problem swinging my axe.

How'd I know I was walking into that one?

41,608 posted on 06/05/2003 6:58:07 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
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To: RosieCotton
My daughter is a tomboy (which surely does not excude femininity) and even she adores shoes, if she has extra money, there is usually a new pair of sneakers.
41,609 posted on 06/05/2003 6:58:46 AM PDT by Sam Cree (HHDerelict)
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To: g'nad
HAHAHAHAHA!! Well done!

See you later, g'nad.

41,610 posted on 06/05/2003 6:58:50 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
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To: RMDupree
Heck, I figger by now y'all are settin' us up on purpose.
41,611 posted on 06/05/2003 6:58:55 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands
Well, I know what to bring to entmoot. And it's not salsa!
41,612 posted on 06/05/2003 7:00:14 AM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: RMDupree; g'nad
We had a missionary from Australia speak at our church this summer. He was married to a girl from there. She told us that the people of Australia do not like Irwin. They feel he has made the people there look foolish. She also told us that the word "crikey" is a cuss word there. She spoke in the young adult class (my children told me about it:). She called all the girls "chicks" they proceeded to tell her that girls here did not like being call that. It was an interesting discussion on how words are different in different places.

Becky
41,613 posted on 06/05/2003 7:00:44 AM PDT by PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
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To: Corin Stormhands
Snakes don't bother me as much as cockroaches do simply because snakes will attempt to avoid human contact whereas roaches seem to head right for ya! *shiver*

My nephew has rubber roaches that he likes to scare me with. The laughs that boy has had at my expense. He's shaved at least 10 years off my life already.

41,614 posted on 06/05/2003 7:01:16 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
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To: Sam Cree
I have been told that the bigger the rattler, the more venom you get if bitten. I've always regarded the things as deadly.

I recall reading that while the bigger rattlers do carry more venom on board (larger glands and all), rattlers can regulate how much they deliver based on how large they perceive the target to be. Sometimes they'll strike without envenomating- not that I want to take any chances. At least they have the dignity to let you know they're there. Unlike scorpions...*shudder*

41,615 posted on 06/05/2003 7:01:37 AM PDT by Lil'freeper
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To: Corin Stormhands
Heck, I figger by now y'all are settin' us up on purpose.

Who? Me? *sly smile*

41,616 posted on 06/05/2003 7:02:42 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
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To: RMDupree
I adore Steve Irwin.

Aaaaw, me too! I think his wife is nuts for marrying him!

41,617 posted on 06/05/2003 7:03:12 AM PDT by Lil'freeper
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To: RosieCotton
What kinda gals live thousands of years without accumulating footwear? Very fishy...

I can completely explain that. We only wear footwear when we leave the boundaries of our domain. Did you think Arwen was footwearless when she rescued Frodo after Weathertop? But, let me tell you, soon as she got past that river and Frodo was in other hands she kicked them boots off.

41,618 posted on 06/05/2003 7:03:21 AM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Wneighbor
Don't you worry about that, WN. I plan on heading to the store and stocking up on the necessaries.

Swiss Rolls are necessary! HA!

You comin' with me?

41,619 posted on 06/05/2003 7:03:41 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
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To: RMDupree
Yet another thing that "just ain't right" in Elvendom

Well...hobbit gals don't wear shoes either, but that's different.

Maybe elves save 'em for special occasions?

41,620 posted on 06/05/2003 7:03:45 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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