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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, if we had ever *seen* a Dwarf woman, perhaps we would know that!
To: Corin Stormhands

Fangorn?! What kind of madness would drive them in there?
35,062
posted on
05/19/2003 11:35:55 AM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: HairOfTheDog
My word isn't good enuf fer ya?
To: RMDupree
GAK!
To: RMDupree
AAAAaiiiieeeeeee! My Eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
To: HairOfTheDog
35,066
posted on
05/19/2003 11:47:55 AM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: 2Jedismom; HairOfTheDog; RMDupree; Corin Stormhands
Another thing about this kid...he looked me square in the eyes when he talked to me...like he knew what he was doing and assumed I knew what I was doing too. FYI if anybody needs to find me in the next week or 2 just call 2J. She can call down to the feed store and get the young man to put me on the phone. He won't mind, he's polite.
To: Corin Stormhands
Sin is sin. There are no gray areas. Elves Corin. Yes there are gray elves.
To: Overtaxed
Just think of all the money I could have made if I had let loose my inner b*tch! Let it out woman!!! And then you can pay both our ways to entmoot!
To: Wneighbor
Scoping him out for Myranda...?
;-D
35,070
posted on
05/19/2003 11:55:42 AM PDT
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: Wneighbor
WN - I'm sorry. There's no one here to take your call right now due to the horrendous photo of Helen Thomas I posted. Leave a message and everyone will get back to you on the next page. *beep*
35,071
posted on
05/19/2003 11:55:59 AM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: RMDupree
To: RMDupree; HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands; 300winmag
You know, if it wasn't for all those corrupt dwarves the Silmarillion wouldn't have been as tragic as it was. I know some of ya'll don't care for Silmarillion but I love it. And we could have come out with a happier story that some of ya'll might have liked better without those dwarves that aligned themselves with Morgoth.
To: 2Jedismom
Scoping him out for Myranda...? *sheepish* sorry, i was looking for a cradle to rob.... kind of like Arwen --- ya know.
besides, Myranda's been popular for 3 weeks now. I've been ignorred and left home a lot.
To: Wneighbor
Let it out woman!!!But what would my mother have said?!
To: Wneighbor; RMDupree; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; 300winmag
Yeah well, we all know that if Elrond hadn't dropped the ball some 3,000 years before, that whole ugly episode with the ring wouldn't have happened.
Elrond at the Cracks of Doom: "Throw it a way Isildur. Please with Lembas on top? I'll tell my Mommy if you don't..."
To: Wneighbor
I know, I was just teasin' ya!
I can't find any hatcheries. The only ones I can find are quite a drive. The others are meat hatcheries...like Tyson.
35,077
posted on
05/19/2003 12:06:35 PM PDT
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: HairOfTheDog
Too funny!
35,078
posted on
05/19/2003 12:07:00 PM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: Overtaxed
But what would my mother have said?! Gee, I don't know, I'm sure if my mom had been on some of my job interviews she's have slapped the interviewer silly though. Just remember, there's some steel in these magnolias.
To: Corin Stormhands
Yeah well, we all know that if Elrond hadn't dropped the ball some 3,000 years before, that whole ugly episode with the ring wouldn't have happened. Yes, but would Elrond even have had to be at the cracks of doom with Isildur if the dwarves had not sided with Morgoth? I mean, it had to be the dwarven power that swung the battles in Morgoth's favor. Surely you don't think the prince of evil could have caused all that gloom and doom if he hadn't HAD the immense help of the mighty dwarven axes!
And look what it got 'em. The Balrog in the basement.
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