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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: RMDupree
Gimli stared with wide eyes. `Durin's Bane! ' he cried, and letting his axe fall he covered his face.
22,621 posted on 03/28/2003 9:48:05 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: RMDupree
I would like to see one of you face a Balrog without making a girlie sound!
22,622 posted on 03/28/2003 9:51:13 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I would like to see one of you face a Balrog without making a girlie sound!

And while keeping the inside of your skivvies or skivvieless drawers unsoiled.

22,623 posted on 03/28/2003 9:54:29 AM PST by Wneighbor (US Troops rock!)
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To: HairOfTheDog; RMDupree
Hah, Miss Hair! Hah, I say! You provide the balrog and I guarantee to provide a lack of girlie sounds. Of course if it's a sexy female balrog, I retain the right to make other kinds of sounds...
22,624 posted on 03/28/2003 9:54:59 AM PST by Argh
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To: HairOfTheDog
burned a lot of good poems... some of my better work... but those were different times...

No problem there... I'd be too outta breath from runnin' to squeel like an elf...

22,625 posted on 03/28/2003 9:56:05 AM PST by g'nad (keep breathing... that's the key...)
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To: g'nad
See - you are a very smart warrior.
22,626 posted on 03/28/2003 10:04:42 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: Argh
Balrog chicks turn you on eh Argh? - I see you don't cringe from a high-maintenance relationship!
22,627 posted on 03/28/2003 10:06:04 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Me? Face a Balrog? Never!

I'm too sensible and well-respected a Hobbit to leave the Shire! *wink*

22,628 posted on 03/28/2003 10:07:26 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Pray for our President, our troops and the innocent civilians!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Must be something about the flaming whip...
22,629 posted on 03/28/2003 10:09:25 AM PST by Argh
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To: g'nad
I'd be too outta breath from runnin'...

Dwarves are natural sprinters they say.

to squeel like an elf...

ElfBash!

22,630 posted on 03/28/2003 10:09:32 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Pray for our President, our troops and the innocent civilians!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
hey... momma didn't raise no fool...
22,631 posted on 03/28/2003 10:10:10 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Argh
Must be something about the flaming whip...

Is there something about your screenname that you aren't telling us? hehehehe

22,632 posted on 03/28/2003 10:10:18 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Pray for our President, our troops and the innocent civilians!)
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To: RMDupree
Me? Face a Balrog? Never!


22,633 posted on 03/28/2003 10:11:18 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
LOL! Too funny!
22,634 posted on 03/28/2003 10:11:55 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Pray for our President, our troops and the innocent civilians!)
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To: RMDupree
Dwarves are natural sprinters they say.

with proper motivation...

22,635 posted on 03/28/2003 10:13:31 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
....be wasted on cross-country.
22,636 posted on 03/28/2003 10:15:56 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: Overtaxed
That's clearly a dragon, not a Balrog!
22,637 posted on 03/28/2003 10:17:26 AM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear (Oops, I'm not really here)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
And a bright pastel dragon at that!
22,638 posted on 03/28/2003 10:18:15 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I've got great endurance... or so I've been told...
22,639 posted on 03/28/2003 10:21:45 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
That's clearly a dragon, not a Balrog!

I couldn't find any pictures of Bugs Bunny putting out a Balrog with seltzer water!

22,640 posted on 03/28/2003 10:22:59 AM PST by Overtaxed
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