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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


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To: HairOfTheDog
There will likely be karaoke involved.

Are you still sans pants?

'scuse me whilst I check for flights to the left coast...

20,341 posted on 03/14/2003 7:17:22 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (Liberate Iraq. Fumigate France.)
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To: 2Jedismom
Boy he sure didn't speak very long. He didn't say alot.
20,342 posted on 03/14/2003 7:19:27 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Good Morning One and All!

Good morning Seamus!

I completed my first batch of student placements, getting 3 grads intro positions at H*sbro Toys, in their design department! It feels so good to help them...I love it.

What a cool job! - Do they have any more openings? - I want to design toys!

20,343 posted on 03/14/2003 7:22:17 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: g'nad
Yes, it's a deployed px...burnt slap to the ground last week. My chaplain friend told me about it.

The article is a in .pdf format...gotta have that acrobat reader, you know. I'm reading the latest edition right now, called the Desert Devil Dispatch.

I know they'll probably never miss a beat, and have it built back asap. But Hair says they have to buy that stuff in the PX. If I send it, that's one last thing a soldier will have to buy. So I'm in touch with a chaplain that is letting me send things for him to distribute. He used to be the youth minister at my best friend's church.

Then, a local box making company donated packaging boxes...nice sturdy boxes and all you have to do is run by and pick them up. I picked up 25 for my self and my homeschool group. The guy giving them away also gave addresses of four deployed Marines. He said they were completely overwhelmed with the response. Just a couple of days after it was on the news, they had given away FOUR THOUSAND BOXES and the employees of the company stayed over on their own time and made 4000 more!

I was laughing and saying to Steve "What if those 4 Marines on the list the guy gave were the only ones to receive the packages? Those four guys would receive a thousand packages each!! They'll be popular!"

20,344 posted on 03/14/2003 7:23:04 AM PST by 2Jedismom (You just never know.)
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To: Wneighbor
You are a true friend. Willing to sacrifice and everything.

Wish me luck. I haven't been out karaoke in a year.

20,345 posted on 03/14/2003 7:23:37 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
Thanks!
20,346 posted on 03/14/2003 7:23:49 AM PST by Dawntreader (HHD)
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To: Overtaxed
We're chat/viewing Casablanca Sunday night, right?

Yup thanks for the reminder to borrow the DVD.

20,347 posted on 03/14/2003 7:24:20 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Overtaxed
Well I do have taxes to do

I forgot about those. Those are on my agenda for spring break. Casablanca would be nice to view/chat. But, I disconnected both my home phone and my home ISP. Trying to budget better. Myranda and I both have cell phones, we both have net access at our respective schools. It seemed like something I could cut. Teaching just don't pay as much as engineering design did. I've got the video of Casablanca. I can watch it and think about ya'll.

20,348 posted on 03/14/2003 7:24:21 AM PST by Wneighbor (Testing testing can you hear me?)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Are you still sans pants?

HA! - I will be wearing pants on stage. This is a small town. Folk 'round here wouldn't stand for any cutting edge stage shows in karaoke bars.

Need to do some more laundry.

20,349 posted on 03/14/2003 7:26:28 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Wish me luck. I haven't been out karaoke in a year.

LUCK!!!! It's on it's way. Will be there by this evening. FYI, the only place I've ever karaoke'd is in your state. At least I know better than to try it this close to home where people might remember.

20,350 posted on 03/14/2003 7:27:13 AM PST by Wneighbor (Testing testing can you hear me?)
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To: Wneighbor
HA! People don't remember anyway!
20,351 posted on 03/14/2003 7:28:56 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Well, that is true. But, you also haven't heard me sing. or whatever you'd call it when i do it. i don't think sing is the right verb.
20,352 posted on 03/14/2003 7:31:39 AM PST by Wneighbor (Testing testing can you hear me?)
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To: Wneighbor
I think I will take my dad out to the airfield to watch our guys fly. He's a pilot and always wants to do that kind of thing, but mom won't go with him.

I used to go flying with him, but he doesn't fly anymore. We'd putz around in the little Cessnas, I'd help him find his landmarks. It was a blast.
20,353 posted on 03/14/2003 7:35:01 AM PST by 2Jedismom (You just never know.)
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To: 2Jedismom
I want to come!!! My baby brother flies. But, not very often any more. He used to take me flying over my house and all my neighborhood out in the country. Now, it's a no-fly zone but I always knew when he was getting into town (he lives in Dallas) because he buzzed my house.
20,354 posted on 03/14/2003 7:36:45 AM PST by Wneighbor (Testing testing can you hear me?)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I want to design toys!

No kidding! I took a tour of their place, and it's awesome. I felt like a kid again.

20,355 posted on 03/14/2003 7:36:59 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow (Peace and quiet...and good, tilled earth.)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Yeah, you could probably let her handle the plants thing, or at least help you. It could foster a medium of congenial habitation for you both. It isn't easy to be the one to take in a MIL to live in your castle. It takes a lot of grace to pull it off. I think you are wonderful to try. Here's a poem about the other side of that coin. Might not be completely relevant, but somewhat. Always, good luck, and God will bless your unselfishness I'm sure.

Kinda long so I wasn't going to post but the link. Then I remembered the hideous colors that make it hard to read. sorry, worth the time though.

"Over the Hill to the Poor-house"


Over the hill to the poor-house I'm trudgin' my weary way--

I, am woman of seventy, and only a trifle gray----

I, who am smart an' chipper, for all the years I've told,

As many another woman that's only half as old



Over the hill to the poor-house--I can't quite make it clear!

Over the hill to the poor-house--it seems so horrid queer!

Many a step I've taken a-toilin' to and fro,

But this is a sort of journey I never thought to go.



What is the use of heapin' on me a pauper's shame?

Am I lazy or crazy? am I blind or lame?

True, I am not so supple, nor yet so awful stout;

But charity ain't no favor, if one can live without.



I am willin' and anxious an' ready any day

To work a decent livin', an' pay my honest way;

For I can earn my victuals, an' more too, I'll be bound,

If any body only is willin' to have me round.



Once I was young an' han-some-- I was, upon my soul--

Once my cheeks was roses, my eyes as black as coal;

And I can't remember, in them days, of hearin' people say,

For any kind of a reason, that I was in their way.



`Tain't no use of boastin', or talkin' over free,

But many a house an' home was open then to me;

Many a han-some offer I had from likely men,

And nobody ever hinted that I was a burden then.



And when to John I was married, sure he was good and smart,

But he and all the neighbors would own I done my part;

For life was all before me, an' I was young an' strong,

And I worked the best that I could in tryin' to get along.



And so we worked together: and life was hard, but gray,

With now and then a baby for to cheer us on our way;

Till we had half a dozen, an' all growed clean an' neat.

An' went to school like others, an' had enough to eat.



So we worked for the child'rn, and raised 'em every one:

Worked for 'em summer and winter, just as we ought to 've done;

Only perhaps we humored 'em, which some good folks condemn,

But every couple's child'rn's a heap the best to them.



Strange how much we think of our blessed little ones!--

I'd have died for my daughters, I'd have died for my sons;

And God he made that rule of love; but when we're old and gray,

I've noticed it sometimes somehow fails to work the other way.



Strange, another thing: when our boys an' girls was grown,

And when, exceptin' Charley, they'd left us there alone;

When John he nearer an' nearer come, an' dearer seemed to be,

The Lord of Hosts he come one day an' took him away from me.



Still I was bound to struggle, an' never to cringe or fall-

Still I worked for Charley, for Charley was now my all;

And Charley was pretty good to me, with scarce a word or frown.

Till at last he went a-courtin', and brought a wife from town.



She was somewhat dressy, an' hadn't a pleasant smile--

She was quite conceity, and carried a heap o' style;

But if ever I tried to be friends, I did with her, I know;

But she was hard and proud, an' I couldn't make it go.



She had an edication, an' that was good for her;

But when she twitted me on mine, `twas carryin' things too fur;

An' I told her once, `fore company (an' it almost made her sick),

That I never swallowed a grammar, or `et a `rithmetic.



So `twas only a few days before the thing was done--

They was a family of themselves, and I another one;

And a very little cottage one family will do,

But I never have seen a house that was big enough for two.



An' I never could speak to suit her, never could please her eye,

An' it made me independent, an' then I didn't try;

But I was terribly staggered, an' felt it like a blow,

When Charley turned ag'in me, an' told me I could go.



I went to live with Susan, but Susan's house was small,

And she was always a-hintin' how snug it was for us all;

And what with her husband's sisters, and what with child'rn three,

`Twas easy to discover that there wasn't room for me.



An' then I went to Thomas, the oldest son I've got,

For Thomas's buildings'd cover the half of an acre lot;

But all the child'rn was on me--I couldn't stand their sauce--

And Thomas said I needn't think I was comin' there to boss.



An' then I wrote to Rebecca, my girl who lives out West,

And to Isaac, not far from her--some twenty miles at best:

And one of `em said `twas too warm there for any one so old,

And t'other has an opinion the climate was too cold.



So they have shirked and slighted me, an' shifted me about-

So they have well-nigh soured me, an' wore my old heart out:

But still I've borne up pretty well, an' wasn't much put down.

Till Charley went to the poor-master, an' put me on the town.



Over the hill to the poor-house--my child'rn dear, good by!

Many a night I've watched you when only God was nigh:

And God 'll judge between us; but I will al'ays pray

That you shall never suffer the half I do to-day.


http://scnc.pas.k12.mi.us/~elemlab/lh/poem.htm
20,356 posted on 03/14/2003 7:38:38 AM PST by My back yard
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To: 2Jedismom
My Paypal account just got approved finally... I sent you $30 for your packages. I think I sent it the right way this time!
20,357 posted on 03/14/2003 7:40:11 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: 2Jedismom
gotcha... just moved outta my office... this PC ain't Adobe...

What're yuh sendin'? Hs it been g'nad approved?...

Those four Marines are gonna be hatin' it...
20,358 posted on 03/14/2003 7:43:38 AM PST by g'nad
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Hi Seamus!

Great job on the student placements!! Wish I could get a job designing toys. I've got some great ideas already....

Saddam Go Boom! - Fun with Firecrackers!
Pin the Gun to Castro's Beard.
Donkey Kim Kong - Capture the Korean!
Bubba Gumballs - Each with a memorable saying from EX-42!

And YIPPEE for Autumn! Potty training is one of the greatest accomplishments of parenting! :)

20,359 posted on 03/14/2003 7:46:02 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD:)
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To: HairOfTheDog; RMDupree
"There will likely be karaoke involved."

Sounds like fighting words to me.

You are hereby formally challenged to duel by karaoke...name your Barry Manilow tune.

sorry...couldn't find a proper gauntlet...

20,360 posted on 03/14/2003 7:46:09 AM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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