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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: RMDupree
It's getting critical. Maybe I should whip out the Bilbo Baggins Song?Do your worst!
I don't have a soundcard here.
To: ItsOurTimeNow
Hehehe...it' be more useful than some reasearch they're already supporting.
13,582
posted on
02/10/2003 11:40:50 AM PST
by
Overtaxed
(The knight who until recently had said "Ni")
To: Overtaxed
Wonder what a LOTR wedding cake would have. Well...I guess the usual linked rings thingie would be out, right?
To: RMDupree
"Maybe I should whip out the Bilbo Baggins Song?"Just Click Here!
I'm always ready to throw this link up and spread the misery!
13,584
posted on
02/10/2003 11:41:38 AM PST
by
Dawntreader
(HHD - Only three feet tall!)
To: RosieCotton
Major bad luck!
13,585
posted on
02/10/2003 11:41:39 AM PST
by
Overtaxed
(The knight who until recently had said "Ni")
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
To: Overtaxed; RMDupree

OK, here's the plan. We all move to Shrubbery Avenue and open a lembas factory.... eh? Whadda ya say?
To: RMDupree
Maybe I should whip out the Bilbo Baggins Song?Nimoy singing is bad enough, but not nearly as bad as Shatner.
Comic Book Guy: "I have here the worlds only working Phaser. It was fired only once. To stop William Shatner from making another album!"
To: Overtaxed
ARTHUR: O, Knights of Nee, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Nee.
RANDOM: Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Nee?
HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS: A path! A path! Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
[dramatic chord]
13,589
posted on
02/10/2003 11:43:36 AM PST
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.)
To: Overtaxed
But we'd have to tell them we're liberals in order to receive the funding.
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Okay....but who will trim the shrubberies?
13,591
posted on
02/10/2003 11:45:26 AM PST
by
Overtaxed
(Roger the Shrubber?)
To: RMDupree
"No! We won't do it!"
"Oh please...." < /whine>
13,592
posted on
02/10/2003 11:47:08 AM PST
by
Overtaxed
(Roger the Shrubber?)
To: RMDupree
LOL...awesome...Now I have to go home and watch that movie again!
13,593
posted on
02/10/2003 11:49:25 AM PST
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!")
To: Overtaxed
To: ItsOurTimeNow
"Nimoy singing is bad enough, but not nearly as bad as Shatner."Did Shatner even sing? All the clips I've seen/heard shows him just dramatically talking the songs LOL
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
"Are you saying 'Ni" to that old lady?"
To: Dawntreader
Well, the important thing is that he tries.
And fails...
13,597
posted on
02/10/2003 11:55:15 AM PST
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("I write the posts that make the whooooole wooorld siiiing.")
To: Dawntreader
Did Shatner even sing? You haven't lived until youi've heard Shatner do Mr. Tambourine Man...
13,598
posted on
02/10/2003 11:56:31 AM PST
by
g'nad
(I wanted to drive a stake thru my skull...)
To: Overtaxed
"What sad times these are, when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies."
13,599
posted on
02/10/2003 11:57:44 AM PST
by
ecurbh
(Mi sÿster väs stæbbed bi å Nazgûl ønce…)
To: g'nad
"Hey. Mister...Tambourineman. Play. A..song. For. Meeeee."
13,600
posted on
02/10/2003 11:57:57 AM PST
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("I write the posts of love and speeeecial thiiiings.")
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