[Catspaw]

It reminds of the time some looney came into our law office, wanting to sue the federal government because they were allowing aliens -- the outer space kind -- to follow him and conduct tests on him in his sleep.

We had one where the aliens were directing mind control waves through the walls into her brain which controlled her every thought & movement. Alas, this control didn't extend to preventing her from coming into the office & describing said mind control waves to me in great detail.

[geaux]