[dighton]

It has long been my ambition to be the hero of DU. I hope they like the reference to the ice.

One monitor, drenched with vodka, billed to Dog Gone.

My goal, admittedly more modest than yours, is to become hero of the beach. If not for strenuous avoidance of exercise, I'd have attained it by now.

[Dog Gone]

I always thought skinny ribs had the last laugh. Look at the babe he's with.

[general_re]

If not for strenuous avoidance of exercise, I'd have attained it by now.

You're aiming too high. I recently mastered LLAP-Goch with almost no effort at all...