[Argh]

Dear Irish,

May I suggest shaving a little higher there?

Oh boy, now I've torn it...

Your friend,
Orc, er, I mean, Argh

Hi, Hair!

[HairOfTheDog]

Foot shaving is a very sensitive subject for a hobbit lass Argh! Not all do, and those that do shave their feet are sometimes shunned... "Uncle Proudfoots" they are called.

I for one, have mixed feelings about it. I think my furry hobbit feet are kinda cute!

[Happygal]

Argh, can I ask you a question?
Do you go out in search of gold rings, just so you can put them on women's fingers and make them disappear? Huh? Do ye, huh? ;-)