[Aurelius]

Do you want to know what a peeschwank is? Non-Sequitur is a peeschwank.

[Aurelius]

Actually, Non-Sequitur is the paradigmatic peeschwank. When God created the first peeschwank, he already had Non-Sequitur in mind as his model. And,when Non-Sequitur leaves this vale of tears, instead of going to hell to keep company with you and WhiskyPapa, he will ascend to the Platonic ideal realm to reside there eternally as the Platonic ideal of peeschwankism.