[Ditto]

I must admit, if my fellow southerners don't slow down obesity among us, we will be morphilogically distinct, as well as not being able to interbreed with apes and Yankees.

Or each other. Some things become anatomically impossible, even if you can muster the desire to try. ;~))

[Non-Sequitur]

Behold the depths to which the southern culture has sunk to. Must be all that inbreeding, family tree like a telephone pole and all the rest. This is the best they that have to uphold it. One is a moron and the other a peeshwank.