[ArneFufkin]

Luis, you certainly remember my bold, controversial and ironic vanity ... "Has anyone seen my car keys?"

[Luis Gonzalez]

"Luis, you certainly remember my bold, controversial and ironic vanity ... "Has anyone seen my car keys?"

No, but I do remember you as being the individual posting the disturbing theory that all those lonely shoes I keep seeing on the side of the road are looking for their partner who apparently ran off with all those socks that turn up missing from my dryer.

Heartbreaking.