"Ole HD." Sigh. I guess it's better than "The late" as an adjective.
Actually it's "kolachki," but no sweat - hell I had to look it up myself. Even in my Pollack neighborhood, it gets hard to find good ones, although I am pretty anti-kolachki biased. They are just too dry for my tastes, and often poppy seed or walnut filled. Too much dough, and not good donoughnut-ty dough either. But not dry and flaky like a tasty croissant - just a crappy in-between type of dough.
However - they are often covered with powdered sugar. So it is not uncommon for one partaking in kolachki to get dusted with the old sugar mustache. Which makes me think: what the hell did TxBec look like (and more importantly, what had she been doing?) when she walked in that she thought "eating kolachki" was a valid excuse????
I'm telling the teacher on you!
dang man, you could have been dead for all we knew. you don't call, you don't write, you don't come to class, how are we to know you aren't LATE????