[pubmom]

DH has the album in the basement. Yes, as in vinyl.

We had goofy neighbors when I was a child that kept three racoons as pets, but at least they had the sense to keep them outdoors in a cage!

[fhayek]

My father has a large garden where he grows corn (among other things). Trouble was that raccoons would get in there and eat the corn. He's kind of an old softie, so he wouldn't shoot them. So he gets one of those Havahart traps. Seems that if you bait them with marshmellows, you can trap them. I guess they really love them.

Well, he does this, and sure enough the next day, there were TWO raccoons in the cage, kinda looking pi$$ed off. So he goes to stuff another marshmellow in the cage, and they look up at him as if to say: "You know where you can stick those marshmellows"