I am losing my grip on reality!
Dear Dotti:
Lately, I seem to be losing my grip on reality. It was little things at first, voices coming out of the radio and the TV when they were off. Then came the secret messages in newspapers and magazines. Then people who only I can see were giving me career advice and helping me solve lengthy math problems that won me a Nobel Prize. Now, here’s the weird part: I got this guy following me around, claiming to be a Hollywood producer, telling me he wants to make a movie out of my life! What do you think? — Pitiful Mind in Princeton
Dear Pitiful:
It is true, you have lost your grip on reality. It’s time to seek professional help. Your life is like a math equation that just doesn’t add up.
That you, Max??
That is funny!
BWAHAHA! Dagnabbit, I was supposed to get a PRIVATE reply...
Well I WISH those nice young men in long white coats would clue me in to the Nobel... That'd be alot more comfortable than these damn enemas... Though I wouldn't shoot for the math prize. That's weenie. PHYSICS, baby, that's where it's at...