You are the one that brought up the use of those things. I merely pointed out for consistency that you would label yourself as libelous, if your original statement were true. I wouldn't know about New-Agers, but I note Darwininian paleontologists often use similar techniques to classify bones.
Gee, I must have missed those classes during my undergraduate...darned shame too, for I could have dispensed with my microscope and rock hammer. Goodness! I never would have had to do field work, if what you suggest is true. I think I'll trot right down to the university and get the student-version paleontologist crystal ball.