[VadeRetro]

Of course Patrick's #1 toad has to join in the insult parade.

I'm number ONE! [Korax! Korax! Korax!]
I'm number ONE! [Korax! Korax! Korax!]

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!

-- I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General, from The Pirates of Penzance, libretto by Sir John Gilbert.

[VadeRetro]

Sir John Gilbert.

W. S. Gilbert! To the back of the class, and stay after school!

[PatrickHenry]

Patrick's #1 toad ...

Nothing personal, Vade, but I love all my toads equally. As long as they obey the placemarker codes and otherwise faithfully serve Ape Alpha (blessed be his name!) at Darwin Central.