[chance33_98]

The percentage of blondes on the earth has already decreased during the past several centuries.

So where did the first blonde come from? (there is a joke in that somewhere, but I ain't touching that one)

[txhurl]

but I ain't touching that one

No worries, mate: then I will:

Two blondes walk into a bar. They tell the bartender, "Champagne! We're celebrating!"

Bartender: "Celebrating? What?"

Blondes: "Well, we just finished a puzzle in record speed!"

Bartender: "Really? How?"

Blondes: "Well, the box said 2-4 years, but we did it in six months!"