[LadyX]

"I have had experiences with some women with a green thumb in this area."

Please do not insist that we read your Case Study, r-bert!
It would not be good for the crew's morale.
There would be a stampede for shore leave, and we are not near a port.

[COB1]

This article is waaaaay behind times!
I learned while I was working in Africa that a certain elephantiasis producing worm can cause phenomenal growth of the penis.
I did run into a problem trying to get my wheelbarrow on board the airplane, however.