[aculeus]

For you science buffs.

[brewcrew]

Now if they could just help me grow one in my pants.

[MassExodus]

Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

Mr. Gephardt, call your office ..

[apochromat]

Here I was thinking the guys down at the kleenex plant were staring at the secretary.

[Centurion2000]

Let's see ... who is this going to benefit ?

Bobbit victims are about the only one I can think of.

[MadIvan]

Presumably Al Gore will be on the phone to these scientists shortly, asking if they can grow him a new pair of testicles in time for the 2004 campaign.

Regards, Ivan the Cruel

[razorback-bert]

I have had expriences with some women with a green thumb in this area.

[APBaer]

"Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab"

In the lab?
Mine usually grows at the Nudie Bar.

[Neckbone]

His team first extracted three-dimensional scaffolds of collagen from the erectile tissue

Argh! Leave my scaffolds of collagen the hell alone!

[claptrap]

You guys are completely ignoring the benefits this would have for the more butch-females amongst us now instead of contentious relationships with their male counterparts
they would simply visit the doc and wham chick youre a girl with go, just imagine how popular she would be at slumber parties!

[Intimidator]

Cool, I can just order a new John Holmes size penis in a few years. Boy would the wife be surprised when I whip that out. hehehehe

[Cachelot]

Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

A Science Project initiated by Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno?

[RichInOC]

Man, what a great thread. I'm laughing my ba...well, actually, I'm not, they're still there...but I'm laughing 'til I cry at tome of these responses.

[hosepipe]

"The next step is to try to recreate the entire organ from scratch"

Maybe they could grow some testes for the Senate ?.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Great. Then, if they are using straight edges in the lab, Bill Clinton can go in for a replacement.

[glorgau]

Development of this will be driven by the Porn industry. It will be somewhat like the internet. Early sales of high speed lines, streaming video, and e-commerce were all pushed first in adult services.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I hear that Clinton was the first recipient of this surgery and was pleasantly surprised at the extra girth that the rabbit penis provided.

[Zaxis]

From the podium at a future science seminar:

"Gentlemen, excuse me while I whip dis out!"

[xJones]

I'll believe it when I see Bob Dole on TV advertising it. And then I'll totally gross out....:)

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Over 100 posts, and not one comment on a "related story" from the website:
That being "Women could soon be able to grow their own 'natural' breast implants."

Guys, Guys, Guys.
We are overlooking an even more important discovery here!
Just think, our days of worrying about what to get the "little woman" for Christmas may soon be a thing of the past!
Ah yes, I can just see it now........ :~D

[Young Werther]

In the fall of '61 I was part of the freshman class who lived in quasi army barracks which were constructed to meet the needs of a class influx which was greater than available dorm rooms. Rutgers had issued 5000 acceptances and expected 1200 to matriculate. 1700 accepted and between May and Sept the four "Heights" Dorms were built at the New Brunswick campus. The dorms were named A B C D. I was one of the A dorm students. We coined a phrase which, not heard to much today, was a clarion call to all students and is appropriate for the post.

FV<KIN' A!!!!