Pass the salt please ... I'm having EGGS for breakfast! HAHAHA &;-)
...........as if we can't all see through this. The proof needs to come from you. The claims are yours.
You either are all what you say or you are a liar.
Post something to prove even half of your claims. It should be no problem to do so.
The truth is that it's obvious you're a fake. All your stupid pictures and inane gibberish with "HAHAHA&;-)" only show that you cannot back yourself up. You are a fraud and a poor one at that.