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I hope Registered doesn't mind

Posted on 09/09/2002 1:49:39 PM PDT by ErnBatavia

I have no idea if I'm breaking any rules with posting this masterpiece by our departed Maestro....and I honestly don't care - I miss him, and we need him back here....especially at this emotional time.



TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: bushbotfascism; goodgad; howlinwaswrong; ihearvoices; itsallaplot; libertypestorg; oneparticularwhore; persecutedteddybear; registeredcomeback; sillythread; tinfoil; vileconspiracy
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To: J. L. Chamberlain
Well, that didn't take long! J

Nope!...was gonna ping you, but got all bolloxed up in the pic-posting process!

21 posted on 09/09/2002 2:00:31 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: Scuttlebutt
If you know, tell the rest of us. If you don't know how do you know "the history revisionist are out in force today. "
22 posted on 09/09/2002 2:00:47 PM PDT by dpa5923
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To: Sir Gawain
Are you answering my question with a question?

Maybe?

23 posted on 09/09/2002 2:01:19 PM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
What was the reason? Did the Black Helicopter crowd get to him?
24 posted on 09/09/2002 2:01:44 PM PDT by toupsie
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To: toupsie
Ha!
25 posted on 09/09/2002 2:02:37 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: GSWarrior
Who is Gad?

2 Samuel 24
1   And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.
2   For the king said to Joab the captain of the host, which was with him, Go now through all the tribes of Israel, from Dan even to Beersheba, and number ye the people, that I may know the number of the people.
3   And Joab said unto the king, Now the LORD thy God add unto the people, how many soever they be, an hundredfold, and that the eyes of my lord the king may see it: but why doth my lord the king delight in this thing?
4   Notwithstanding the king's word prevailed against Joab, and against the captains of the host. And Joab and the captains of the host went out from the presence of the king, to number the people of Israel.
5   And they passed over Jordan, and pitched in Aroer, on the right side of the city that lieth in the midst of the river of Gad, and toward Jazer:
6   Then they came to Gilead, and to the land of Tahtimhodshi; and they came to Danjaan, and about to Zidon,
7   And came to the strong hold of Tyre, and to all the cities of the Hivites, and of the Canaanites: and they went out to the south of Judah, even to Beersheba.
8   So when they had gone through all the land, they came to Jerusalem at the end of nine months and twenty days.
9   And Joab gave up the sum of the number of the people unto the king: and there were in Israel eight hundred thousand valiant men that drew the sword; and the men of Judah were five hundred thousand men.
10   And David's heart smote him after that he had numbered the people. And David said unto the LORD, I have sinned greatly in that I have done: and now, I beseech thee, O LORD, take away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly.
11   For when David was up in the morning, the word of the LORD came unto the prophet Gad, David's seer, saying,
12   Go and say unto David, Thus saith the LORD, I offer thee three things; choose thee one of them, that I may do it unto thee.
13   So Gad came to David, and told him, and said unto him, Shall seven years of famine come unto thee in thy land? or wilt thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue thee? or that there be three days' pestilence in thy land? now advise, and see what answer I shall return to him that sent me.
14   And David said unto Gad, I am in a great strait: let us fall now into the hand of the LORD; for his mercies are great: and let me not fall into the hand of man.
15   So the LORD sent a pestilence upon Israel from the morning even to the time appointed: and there died of the people from Dan even to Beersheba seventy thousand men.
16   And when the angel stretched out his hand upon Jerusalem to destroy it, the LORD repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed the people, It is enough: stay now thine hand. And the angel of the LORD was by the threshingplace of Araunah the Jebusite.
17   And David spake unto the LORD when he saw the angel that smote the people, and said, Lo, I have sinned, and I have done wickedly: but these sheep, what have they done? let thine hand, I pray thee, be against me, and against my father's house.
18   And Gad came that day to David, and said unto him, Go up, rear an altar unto the LORD in the threshingfloor of Araunah the Jebusite.
19   And David, according to the saying of Gad, went up as the LORD commanded.
20   And Araunah looked, and saw the king and his servants coming on toward him: and Araunah went out, and bowed himself before the king on his face upon the ground.
21   And Araunah said, Wherefore is my lord the king come to his servant? And David said, To buy the threshingfloor of thee, to build an altar unto the LORD, that the plague may be stayed from the people.
22   And Araunah said unto David, Let my lord the king take and offer up what seemeth good unto him: behold, here be oxen for burnt sacrifice, and threshing instruments and other instruments of the oxen for wood.
23   All these things did Araunah, as a king, give unto the king. And Araunah said unto the king, The LORD thy God accept thee.
24   And the king said unto Araunah, Nay; but I will surely buy it of thee at a price: neither will I offer burnt offerings unto the LORD my God of that which doth cost me nothing. So David bought the threshingfloor and the oxen for fifty shekels of silver.
25   And David built there an altar unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings. So the LORD was intreated for the land, and the plague was stayed from Israel.

26 posted on 09/09/2002 2:02:52 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Ha!

Ha! was the reason?

27 posted on 09/09/2002 2:03:44 PM PDT by toupsie
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To: AppyPappy
"Mother wants you! Father has things for you to do!"
28 posted on 09/09/2002 2:03:45 PM PDT by paulklenk
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Amazing that registered left with the cult of registered thriving on FR so well. Any and all "photoshops" on the internet were attributed to him...unless of course they were liberal photoshops.
29 posted on 09/09/2002 2:04:10 PM PDT by KneelBeforeZod
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To: toupsie
See Appy's reply, #19.
31 posted on 09/09/2002 2:04:52 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: AppyPappy
He bumped a thread on 8/30/02 so he's still around.
32 posted on 09/09/2002 2:05:28 PM PDT by ASA Vet
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To: ErnBatavia
Nope!...was gonna ping you, but got all bolloxed up in the pic-posting process!

I hate when that happens.....especially trying to find my developed pictures at Pathmark...the machine keeps shooting out pics of it's central distribution location full of empty boxes....labor unions....go figure.

33 posted on 09/09/2002 2:07:02 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: one_particular_harbour
I wasn't there, but it was my understanding that he didn't actually post what he was accused of posting.
34 posted on 09/09/2002 2:09:08 PM PDT by RAT Patrol
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To: ErnBatavia
Maybe one day a movie about Registered will be made.

One Hour Photoshop

35 posted on 09/09/2002 2:09:49 PM PDT by Phantom Lord
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To: ErnBatavia
I miss registered too. I have not seen any freeper yet take up his creativity on this forum.... Or even try.

Now we are stuck with a lot of flame wars and caption this picture.....

36 posted on 09/09/2002 2:09:57 PM PDT by alisasny
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To: one_particular_harbour
When did this happen? He was posting as of 8-30.
38 posted on 09/09/2002 2:11:59 PM PDT by Redcloak
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To: one_particular_harbour
I read it after the fact and had a completely different take on it. You have to put it into context too.
39 posted on 09/09/2002 2:12:25 PM PDT by RAT Patrol
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To: RAT Patrol
here
40 posted on 09/09/2002 2:12:30 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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