I just read this wonderful piece - out loud - to my husband. I was in hysterics, having to stop frequently to catch my breath before I could go on. Before I got to the end of your post I said to my husband, "God bless whoever posted this!"
Upon seeing that it was posted by you, "TruthShallSetYouFree," I broke into fresh gales of uncontrolable guffaws!!! Well done, Patriot! The Truth has indeed set me free and the laughter was very good for my entire constitution! Oh my!
You are most welcome. Glad to have livened things up a bit for you.