These three guys escape from Alcatraz prison. One is british, one is American, and the last one is Turkish.
But now they're bored and so they're wandering around thinking of something to do.
"Let's play golf." The American finally says.
"I don't know how to play that." The Turk says.
"Oh it's easy, " answers the Brit, "all you need is a ball, a stick, and a hole."
"I got the ball, " says the American,
"I got the stick, " says the Brit.
Then the Turk says, "I don't wanna play."
It's because I was the first one in today, and got things off to a wonderfulled beginning!
Signed, Numero Uno.