[2Trievers]

Maybe you'd like to see my new Fusion Plasma Simulation Laboratory that has been specially designed for studies of hydrogen/deuterium permeation and retention in materials and materials erosion due to hydrogenic particle impact. Diagnostics include quadrupole mass spectrometers, residual gas analyzers, ionization gauges, Auger electron spectrometer for surface analysis, and a Laser-Thermal-Desorption apparatus for H/D retention measurements. The interaction of tritium (radioactive fusion fuel) with reactor materials is my next project to study in the new Low Level Tritium Lab.

The ultrahigh vacuum system unit still needs tweaking though, it seems the electron beams and low-energy-high-flux ion accelerators (H+, D+, He+, O+, C+, Nc+, Ar+ ions) are not putting out the readings I expected. Gotta get back to work after I pick up some tokamak codeposits for experiment. TTYL &;-)

[petuniasevan]

Gotta have a big backyard for that puppy!

The neighbors must love your project.

Can you modify the system to allow the interaction of Gephardt and Daschle with reactor materials?

[sleavelessinseattle]

I can't believe you're still using a magnetic Torus to contain your Energized hydrogen Plasma! Laser detonated Deuterium Pellets are literally the BOMB, Baby! And as to your Laser Thermal Deuterium Desorption?...I just wear wool socks...keeps my feet warm regardless of how much heavy water I'm wading in!

I hear your house is as hot as a plutonium breeder reactor!;-) Perhaps some quakeresque house rules?

[PsyOp]

"Gotta get back to work after I pick up some tokamak codeposits for experiment."

I thought you were an art major? 8-]