[Chad Fairbanks]

has no poisonous snakes

What about Ted? ;0)

[libravoter]

Whoa nelly! That's the Vinyard you're talking about (well, at least that's where Ted kills, er, keeps his women. I remain in denial about Hyannis.)

[libravoter]

Please! You should have seen how many times I rewrote the post when I was asking her to check in.

"Let us know when you've got it well in hand" didn't sound right. So I tried "I want to know you've taken proper precautions" and it just sounded dirty.

I guess I'm just glad she's finally had her way in the bedroom.