Dog, thats cold, dude. A Missing Merchant Seaman and you just don't care. In Switzerland, they send St. Bernards equipped w/ brandy to search for missing skiers.
A disgrace to your species, that's what you are. I'll bet if you came across the Missing Merchant Seaman you wouldn't offer him so much as a shot of Mad Dog 20-20.
See how much I care when I see a missing poster of you on a telephone pole.