[Bluebird Singing]

I may be left-handed, but I am right-footed. I swear!!! I'm starting to get a complex with all this sinister talk!!

[JudyB1938]

Just as long as you keep bringing us happiness, everything will be all right. :0)

But the funniest birthday card I ever saw was:

"May the bluebird of happiness .... (to the inside) ... Crap all over your birthday cake."

On a serious note, it used to be that left-handed children suffered terribly from people trying to make them right-handed. There's some superstition attached to that, too, but I think the left-foot topic is enough for me right now. That has me upset enough, speculating it might be involved in a satanic killing of Danielle Van Dam.

If her foot was the more commonly-held view of having been dragged off by animals, that would be so much better. However, we must bear in mind there are some evil, crazy people out there who lie in wait to do awful things to people.