Word For The Day, Tuesday, 8/13/02

The Verbivores | 8/13/02 | Teacher

[xsmommy]

i am well aware of that and have intentionally steered clear.

[xsmommy]

servile quality

you know exactly what to say to get under my skin, don't you dubs my sweet?

[xsmommy]

as much as i love hating you, that might push me over the edge. you moron....; )

[NeoCaveman]

you know exactly what to say to get under my skin, don't you dubs my sweet?

Just don't think I won't still grade hard, despite your admirable job of sucking-up ;-)

[xsmommy]

i am up to the task, i like a hard grader!

[NeoCaveman]

Then you'll enjoy tomorrow's class I'm hard yet fair.

[xsmommy]

pet's get the word in advance, oh hard one. cough it up...?

[xsmommy]

i got this link on the porno in the SUV thread and i am screaming out loud here with laughter!

[VRWCmember]

In case you want to steer clear of OPH's ecumenical love fest thread, here is an excerpt for you:

That reminds me of a story about a rabbi and a priest who were seated next to each other on a plane. They struck up an amiable conversation during the flight and discussed some of the differences between their faiths.

The priest asked the rabbi, "So you really can't eat pork?" The rabbi explained that pigs were considered unclean animals and therefore, pork was not considered fit for consumption.

The rabbi asked about the vow of celibacy, and the priest explained that the priesthood was considered a calling to give oneself completely to God with no reservation of oneself for earthly attachments, so priests were required to remain celibate.

The priest then asked the rabbi, "Have you ever eaten pork?" The rabbi confessed that on one occasion on a trip he had decided to indulge in pork out of curiosity.

The rabbi then asked the priest, "Have you ever had intercourse?" The priest confessed that once he had been overcome with temptation and the opportunity had presented itself and he had been intimate with a woman.

"Better than pork, wasn't it!" observed the rabbi.

[xsmommy]

very cute, Vast, and apropos as i am making pork roast for dinner tonight...; )

[lds23]

The "yellow pear cherry" tomatoes have come up great, and the cukes are a bumper crop (not related to the joke above). I've also done well with the jalapenos, hungarian wax, and thai dragon peppers. The regular tomatoes are just hangin' there, green as a granny smith.

If they don't turn by Friday, we're having a fried green tomato fest.

[lds23]

There's a driveway installer joke in there somewhere.

[Slip18]

You are the subbie manana, Big Guy? I'll be there early. You better be ready.

I thought we had heat here. In Lake Mead, it was 108 at nine p.m. and blowing the hottest wind I've ever been in.

It was fabulous, though, watching and participating with the Feeblebot do all of these: catch fish (2), jet ski, knee board, drive boat, launch water balloons as missiles (his father was proud), get mud-dogged (bunches of guys hop on you -- I guess kind of a football thing), and fall asleep without the aid of a computer game or television!

[Slip18]

". . . get the word in advance."

No way, xstryingtocheateveryoneoutoffirstplacemommy.

Sorry, Tiger, just had to do it.

[Gabz]

hey Wait a minute - I thought I was YOUR pet????

[xsmommy]

now gabz, where would you get THAT silly notion? i am PET FOR LIFE, of course. kinda like Fidel, sans camo, beard and cigar....

[NeoCaveman]

You are the subbie manana, Big Guy? I'll be there early. You better be ready.

I'll be ready.

[xsmommy]

i was just about to send out a wake up call, dubs darling...rise and shine. is there anything i can do for you this AM?

[xsmommy]

something to wake you up, perhaps...