[Rheo]

When I was a toddler, my parents didn't have one of those leashes, so they just used a rope and tied me to a tree.

They didn't tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with ya, did they?...sorry, the bad jokes just keep coming.

Parents were able to use common sense then without having to worry about political correctness.

[the Deejay]

And you know, back then if a child went missing,
it usually had gotten lost in a field, was at a
neighbor's house, and the worst case was a child
fell down a well.

Never abducted, raped and murdered! Unheard of back
then.