Where were you the week of July 28? Were you or were you not in a motorhome? You drove for hours on routes not normally taken by some other drivers, didn't you? Didn't you??? At any point was there ever a towel on the floor? Did you speak to strangers and invite them to look around your motorhome? Why not? Can anyone other than your party verify the routes you took? Do you remember the names of the highways you were on and what towns you went through (in sequential order) on August 1? Where exactly were you at 2:15 pm on that date? Why did you leave the country? Do you have any black boots? Uh huh. Just as I thought.
Yeah, and we drove by your house...hose was left out "all over" the yard, were you in a hurry? We looked through the your windows to make sure that you keep a neat house...makes the hose look all the more suspicious.
Are you sweating now, it's pretty cool out...
Yes, dangit....I confess....I left my house for a week in a MH...there were towels on the floor, I did wear black boots and we did have people in the MH.
OMG, I could be a criminal!