[the-gooroo]

Sure I believe it. Don't you believe a drunk heavyset, 50 yo man broke in a neighbors home to abduct their daughter while everyone slept? AND During this risky operation he had to spend a couple of hours quietly hiding in a cramped closet. He then had the little girl change her clothes because she soiled herself out of fear when she saw him but did not scream. She opened the dresser drawer and closed it just right (because this man is a neat-nik donchya know) without making a sound. She did all this without leaving one little fingerprint. Then he carried her down the stairs, out the back door and down the street and no one saw a thing. THE END

[Krodg]

Awesome!!

[John Jamieson]

You talking about the drunk in the black cowboy boots? Have you seen a photo of the hallway full of pictures and funiture. Nothing for the 200 pounder carring the wiggling 60 pounder to trip over in the dark.

[dread78645]

Then he carried her down the stairs, out the back door and down the street and no one saw a thing. THE END

Uhh --You mean he doesn't have ruby slippers and a bottle of Febreze ?