Like one where mole-hills are mountains and a quarter-gram is a ton?
Where middle-aged fat guys levitate around the neighborhood invisibly on a floating puddle of anti-gravity sweat?
One where peoples DNA only matches 12 out of 13 markers of itself?
Where 6'2" men are shorter that 4' girls?
Where 24 hours is a week and a half?
DW scapegoaters are the ones in lala land.