WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE PAIN IN MY BIG TOE BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT?

My silly feeble mind | 5 Aug 02 | Silly Me

[Dog]

Someone tickling your toes??

[Texas Mom]

And how long has he known about that pain in your big toe and done nothing about it??!!!!!! I am gravely concerned!!

Me too. He probably knew it would happen before the first sign of pain and didn't do anything to stop it..

[catonsville]

Are you going to sue the shoe manufacturer?
For pain, mental cruelty, loss of desire to cohabitate with your shoes on.

[Utah Girl]

I nominate this for the best post of the day...:)

[Cool Guy]

Someone is playing footsie.

[strela]

D'oh! You beat me to it! Drat!

[Neets]

It's a REALLY big SHOEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Neets]

You pulling my leg?

[Blue Screen of Death]

Ok, really fast...

toe boat, toe boat, toe boat, toe boat, toe boat.

[PhilDragoo]

OH GOSH..my big toe on my left foot hurts because my shoes are too tight

Carefully parsing your podiatric predicament, we see it's your left foot which hurts.

Leftists want to keep that pain--and tax it.

Your aching big left toe is funding all the state's toemain poison control centers.

Staffed by AFSCME campaign workers ready to swing into action manning phone banks and licking envelopes for Hillary.

When Hillary has toe pain, she gets Suha Arafat to suck it

Who did Hillary toe, and when did she toe it?

[Redcloak]

What did Bush know about your toes and when did he know it?

[Cool Guy]

You pulling my leg?

I dunno. I did not mean to :) Am I?

[dighton]

Dr. Scholl is DEAD!

Don't try to shift the blame, cuz it happened ON PRESIDENT BUSH'S WATCH! The buck stops here, remember?

I am voting third-party.

[small voice in the wilderness]

I think Billy Touzan(?) will be holding hearings on this very subject. Everyone on Capitol Heel is talking about it.

[Neets]

:-)

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Why do I expect that I'll hear sounds of silence from freepers who don't want to talk about Bush's do-nothingism on the toe?

[Neets]

Because if the shoe doesn't fit, they must acquit!!!!

[lonestar]

And how long has he known about that pain in your big toe and done nothing about it??!!!!!! I am gravely concerned!!

Are you that fat lawyer I saw at McDonald's? No, that was Bill Clinton!

Are you that fat lawyer I saw at Burger King?

[Springman]

You must have a big a** yard, he can't come here, thought the VP has been using my lawn mower for a work out. Just wish he would start the motor, he just pushes it around. LOL

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Didn't Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz get cashiered for making some kind of remark about loose shoes, tight bleepy and a warm place to dump. You won't be from South Chicago would you? When the Rats made a campaign issue out of it, they said all Carter needed was loose talk, tight fists and a warm place to change his mind.