OK, dumbass me just read the extended article above referencing his drunken and threatening behavior...
Though I think the dog having bit him on the head is a bit excessive. Zounds, he really lucked out with the judge, huh. NOT. Talk about an agenda on the bench.
"The assault was toward a canine officer," Judge Mary Spicer said. "An officer is an officer, whether they have two legs or whether they have four legs."
This must be the most asinine statement I've heard in a fair piece.