She is a Freeper.
"She is a Freeper.""I understand Dear Mrs Web's mailbox is filled with heartbreaking letters...."
Why all the pretense? You're obviously "Dear Mrs. Web."
An excerpt from Maine Internet News:
"Originally from Connecticut, Dear Mrs. Web has lived in Maine for thirty years, enjoying the slower rural pace of Maine. This homemaker and home-schooling mother of four children ages 3-12...."---Link